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raccoons

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the first person who brings a raccoon through my door get shot in the face.

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don't shoot my soon to be ex-wife.
she's delicate.

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speaking of ex
you'll get your money back when you sign the papers

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and suppose i don't?

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excuse me.

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shall i resend the message?

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you don't want a divorce?

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that is what i implied

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are you moving out?

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not just yet
april likes the view

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i will shoot you

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in front of my wife? you're a cold, cold man, darling.

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you knew that

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try to be nice

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i'll be polite