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i told her i wasn't interested in a relationship

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[ there aren't words to communicate the (fuu) eames is currently experiencing. ]

so i gathered.

i did tell you this would happen.

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yes, i was aware of that

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i am unsure of how to navigate this in a way that won't end with her slapping me.

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i thought you could charm your way out of anything.

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as reprehensable as i am, i do try not to resort to the usual tricks with ariadne.

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she won't slap you

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you can't guarantee that.

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i can't guarantee she won't shoot you, either, but it's probable she won't.

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i should hope not. it would make quite a mess of your bathroom.

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she won't

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this is unpleasant.

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are you expecting an apology?

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i'm expecting it not to happen again.

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i'm not anticipating it again. i made it clear i'm not interested in a relationship. with those precise words

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well done.

perhaps after this blows over it will be safe to purchase ice cream and leave it unattended in your flat.

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i'll keep buying it if it keeps her happy

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that's where you ran into trouble before, pet.

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ice cream doesn't exactly rank up there with designer cocktail dresses, i'll assume.

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[ designer...gdi arthur why do you do these things eames can't even. ]

a cautionary word, regardless.

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[Because he's not going to let her go into a fancy restaurant in something where he'll outshine her, no way]

fine. no ice cream.

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she's a big girl. let her watch shit rom coms and eat ice cream in peace.

i offered her my apartment, but unfortunately han is still in it.

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i can always go to london. it seems like i'm not needed here anyway

[Zatanna's mad at him too]

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how spectacular your fuck ups are, darling.

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perhaps we should find work and keep you both occupied.