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how do you know that

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because you're an intelligent human being.

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so you are saying that if you were desperately in love with me it would be far more obvious

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yes.

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I will keep that in mind for when you do start acting obvious then.

you are downgraded to "in like" until then.

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if i start to like someone in a way that suggests i'll ask them out, would you like to be the one that does it for me?

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if you don't want to.

but I have to make sure they are good enough for you after all.

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are there specific attributes they need?

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I could probably come up with a list but you are probably still too good for them

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that's very flattering

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maybe but I'm just telling the truth.

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you're in a good mood.

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you can tell that through my text?

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i work with text all day. it's not hard.

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what if i changed it to voice

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you want to call?

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that isn't what i said! [Zee, he reads you like an open book.]

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[ring, ring]

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[Barely makes it to the second ring!] Ugh.

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Are you disgusted you answered the phone?

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I thought you were the expert on my feelings.

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Most of the time.

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This is weird.

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Why?

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I... I don't know. It just is!