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what are you talking about? why would i ask ariadne out?

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because you like her

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oh. not like... like. want to date like. whoops.

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is this some subtle way of suggesting i need to get laid?

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no? you don't have to have sex unless you want to. and anyone who thinks that it would change you so drastically probably has the mentality of a teenager.

but if you want to get laid, I guess, I would not mind helping you.

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i'm fine, thanks.

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are you sure? I am beginning to think that you are desperately in love with me.

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you're not.

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how do you know that

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because you're an intelligent human being.

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so you are saying that if you were desperately in love with me it would be far more obvious

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yes.

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I will keep that in mind for when you do start acting obvious then.

you are downgraded to "in like" until then.

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if i start to like someone in a way that suggests i'll ask them out, would you like to be the one that does it for me?

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if you don't want to.

but I have to make sure they are good enough for you after all.

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are there specific attributes they need?

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I could probably come up with a list but you are probably still too good for them

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that's very flattering

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maybe but I'm just telling the truth.

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you're in a good mood.

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you can tell that through my text?

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i work with text all day. it's not hard.

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what if i changed it to voice

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you want to call?

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that isn't what i said! [Zee, he reads you like an open book.]