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that's a lie and you know it.

so who is ariadne anyway? you didn't warn me like you did with eames.

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she was an intern that my boss took on to do some work back home.

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you know I don't even know what you did back home. I feel like such a bad friend. :(

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i did research for international companies.

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oh ok

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ariadne's a nice girl

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I didn't ask that.

do you like her? [SO MUCH MEDDLING NOW. BE CAREFUL.]

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of course i like her.

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do you want me to hook you up with her or something because i probably could

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what?

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[hexappeal]

do you want me to ask her out for you??

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what are you talking about? why would i ask ariadne out?

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because you like her

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oh. not like... like. want to date like. whoops.

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is this some subtle way of suggesting i need to get laid?

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no? you don't have to have sex unless you want to. and anyone who thinks that it would change you so drastically probably has the mentality of a teenager.

but if you want to get laid, I guess, I would not mind helping you.

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i'm fine, thanks.

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are you sure? I am beginning to think that you are desperately in love with me.

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you're not.

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how do you know that

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because you're an intelligent human being.

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so you are saying that if you were desperately in love with me it would be far more obvious

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yes.

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I will keep that in mind for when you do start acting obvious then.

you are downgraded to "in like" until then.

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if i start to like someone in a way that suggests i'll ask them out, would you like to be the one that does it for me?